AutoCorrect Blues #6 04/25/201804/25/2018trE I type “bowls” Autocorrect makes it “Bowels,” I suppose it wants me To reconsider “Cheat days.”
Autocorrect Blues #5 03/26/201803/26/2018trE I Swype “journey” Autocorrect changes it To “Jernee” Not this time, Autocorrect. For once, I’m Not talking about her.
AutoCorrect Blues #4 03/14/2018trE I Swype “exquisite” and Autocorrect changes it to “satirize.” What? Huh? Autocorrect, get it together!
AutoCorrect Blues #3 03/02/201803/02/2018trE I Swype “writing” and Autocorrect replaces it with “worrying.” *sighs* Give me a break. Am I that transparent?
AutoCorrect Blues #2 02/24/201802/24/2018trE I Swype “adulting” Autocorrect switches it to “auditing.” I just did my taxes, Is it trying to tell me my money’s funny?
